Enough with the selfish New Year's resolutions, already!
We don't care about your resolution to lose weight. Boring. I had a friend that would give up meat and chocolate for Lent. I used to tell her that God didn't care if she ate chocolate or not, and she would be better off giving up gossiping and that God might like her to be a nicer person. She never did stop gossiping though, she always gave up the chocolate. As delicious as chocolate is, giving it up is easier than being nice.