I think I'm turning European, I think I'm turning European, I really think so!
I have noticed an odd thing happening to the liberals I work with. They have all caught world cup fever. These are people who have been on this earth for upwards of 30 years and have never shown the slightest interest in any sport, ere now. These neo soccer fans are dressing up themselves, and their artificial insemination spawn, in the colors of European soccer teams and watching the coverage of the world cup, dare I say, religiously. The Left sees istelf in such opposition to average America that it has subconsiously begun to separate with us while still living in the same country. They really have fooled themselves into thinking that they can be Europeans, just without the bother of having their cars torched. They feel so very sophisticated in their sporting tastes. It goes a touch more sophisticated than even the wine drinking, San Francisco 49'er's fans. Much more sophisticated than we, brutish and low class, Raider's fans. These are people that would rather be boiled in oil than watch an American football game. I have an idea. We really would be much better off without them. They hate us and they have been trying to get us all killed. I propose a back to Europe movement, much like the back to Africa/Liberian movement. We will send these liberals to the European countries of their choice. Then, they can fight it out with the natives.