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I was looking at a really beautiful book about Afghanistan. They had pictures of Pashtun fighters who wore girly high heeled sandals and eye makeup. It looked strange as they were armed and dangerous and yet so dainty and feminine. Anyway, there is a joke among the Afghans about these soldiers. They say that the guys in these mountains are so given to pedarasty, that when crows fly over the area, they clap one wing over their asses!