A good Samaritan
My co-worker's son served on an aircraft carrier during the Gulf War. When they returned to the United States, a good Samaritan had chartered a party boat and rented a lot of strippers to stand naked on its deck, to reward the sailors for their service to their country.
As the aircraft carrier was coming into port, the party boat with the naked girls came up on the starboard side of the carrier. The sailors on the carrier were running to the port side to wave at their families, then running back to the starboard to look at the naked women, then running back to the port side to wave at their wives and kids again.