Let's start deporting illegals to Venezuela!
Hugo Chavez wants to help the indigenous people. He has all that oil to share. Here in los Estados Unidos, we are so mean and cruel to the illegals. We gringos are such evil racists. I know they don't really want to come and live here in this dreadful country among these awful people.
I say let's encourage illegals to emigrate to Venezuela, instead of the US! They will be so much happier there, under Marxist rule, where everyone shares the wealth. They already speak the national language.
We must make up pamphlets in Spanish, telling the illegals of the wonders and glories Venezuela has to offer them. Whenever the INS picks up illegals they should give them a Venezuelan chamber of commerce packet. We could recommend that the next time they decide to emigrate they should head south, not north. I know President Chavez will be very happy to take them in.