If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 1:56 PM
Wuz gittin wureed bowt yu. Sirvs yah rite fawr kahnsawtin wyth duh enimee!
Sent a crisp Hamilton to relieve your pain.
I did not know that they were that capable of doing anything. Did they lure you into the bookmobile and shut you in?What are they feeding you? Are they trying to turn you into a Frenchman (hairy legs, self righteous, intolerant, uncreative, helpless)?At least you are safe since they are so loving, gentle and more intelligent than all other human beings, but based on my experience and observation, they are way below rednecks in evolutionary development.Anyway, I hope you have your way with them, skin them, mount them and make something out of them that is non-vegetarian and does not taste like chicken.
I will keep them in a box and feed them on cornmeal first!Thanks Jack!
Ric, I do not consort of my own free will, honest I don't!
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